Friday, August 9, 2013

How to limit the cost of public pensions without getting rid of them entirely

A short and humorous suggestion.

All current and future public pensioners shall be converted to the new pod plan:
The pensioner and each member of his family will be housed at a government pensioner storage facility.  They will get free rooms (one pod per person in the pensioner's family), free board (MREs), use of the showers and laundry rooms, a storage space (1 trunk sized spot per individual) and a pair of parking spots.  There will be no monetary payments made of any kind.

The pensioners will be responsible for any other possessions, property, or bills they have already accrued, if they choose to keep them.


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