Thursday, January 10, 2013

Let there be bacon! The 2nd Amendment, reimagined

Paraphrasing a gem by otalps in this forum post:
Breakfast being the most important meal of the day, the right of the people to keep and eat bacon shall not be infringed.
This could not possibly be construed to mean you can only eat bacon for breakfast, nor that if you wanted to eat it, you'd have to drive down to the local government butcher and get his permission, nor that only certain people should be able to eat it, nor that they only be allowed to eat certain quantities or types of bacon at one sitting.

Of course, gun grabbers don't really believe the shit they are shoveling.  Gun control is not about the guns, it's about the control.

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